CLT Fall '22 Lookbook: Vote Tennis!
Despite our deep-seated opposition to the worthless capitalist Democratic Party, this fall, Club Leftist tennis undertook a massive nation-wide campaign against the rising right wing. In swing states across the US, we tactically opposed fascist candidates, and offered radical socialist policies instead (such as our Tennis New Deal).
In large part due to our aggressive ground game, a (conservative) red wave was averted, and a (socialist) red wave rose instead. Using our patented inside-outside strategy, our base-building has exploded, and thousands are joining the leftist tennis ranks. Soon, we will cast off the ailing corpse of the Democrats, and seize power on our own populist platform.
Until then, you can support our efforts by purchasing the decommodified, union-made outreach uniforms that our members sported across the country during this decisive moment. Shirts and hats can be acquired in our store: clubleftisttennis.bigcartel.com
For those of you wondering the most leftist way to style this new gear, we have compiled a brief lookbook below. Solidarity!
Whether studying theory or doing tennis praxis, this gear looks good on the whole organizing cadre!
Our platform’s mentions in the paper of record may pale in comparison to fascist pickleball, but we wear it as a badge of honor.
After you’re done playing 5 sets, don’t forget to diligently continue your studies!
Nothing teaches solidarity like doubles. <3
